7 hours ago with 54875 notes Reblog / via / source

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

tagged as: yeah...;  urban outfitters;  



1 day ago with 477970 notes Reblog / via / source

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

tagged as: ok i might be burned at the stake for saying this but ive never played any zelda games;  but this is hilarious;  ive watched playthroughs...;  does that count;  funny;  



1 day ago with 174668 notes Reblog / via / source

misspookamonga:

spectromagiic:

partofdisneysworld:

unf-hans:

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

I love this fandom

🙌👏

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

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tagged as: yEAH;  thank;  good read;  disney;  princesses;  



1 day ago with 395 notes Reblog / via / source

aleksnotalex:

Seamus voice: NOOOO00000oooooo

tagged as: SSoHPKC;  seamus o'doherty;  



1 day ago with 39250 notes Reblog / via / source
"

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

"

—Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)
tagged as: female representation;  feminism;  text;  Elizabeth Bear;  



1 day ago with 88331 notes Reblog / via / source

Pompeii is Radioactive
Imagine Dragons vs Bastille
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daysofxavierspast:

kunaigirl:

steam-calliope:

t0-1nfinity-xnd-bey0nd:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE

an actual remix and not just the songs layered on each other??? FINALLY. i hate it when tumblr is like “oh man BEST REMIX EVER” and it sounds like shit because it’s literally just two songs on top of each other like ugh. 

YOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOO

tagged as: ok i liked this so i could listen to it later;  and i;  i like it;  a lot;  remix;  Pompeii is Radioactive;  Imagine Dragons vs Bastille;  



1 day ago with 0 notes Reblog 

just now there was a spider in my room

im terrified of spiders

i killed it, but now im not gonna be able to sleep tonight

for fear of spiders… i hate spiders

tagged as: that lil fucker;  has now ruined my whole night;  someone keep me company;  wah;  dont mind me;  thats just my tag for my text posts from now on pLEASE MIND ME ACTUALLY;  



2 days ago with 0 notes Reblog 

guys i cant take this hot weather

it got up to 90 degrees F today, and i complain when it gets to 70

this is horrible

tagged as: dont mind me;  why hot weather;  whyyy;  



2 days ago with 909358 notes Reblog / via / source

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

tagged as: damn straight;  The Aristocats;  funny;  



2 days ago with 349649 notes Reblog / via / source

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

tagged as: obviously;  owl city is the best;  i love all of adam's songs;  owl city;  



2 days ago with 84909 notes Reblog / via / source

buddhabrot:

poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

this makes me cry

tagged as: racism;  death;  



2 days ago with 271888 notes Reblog / via / source

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

tagged as: wasnt thinkin about reblogging;  until that last one;  funny;  text;  



2 days ago with 43273 notes Reblog / via / source
tagged as: *sigh*;  p much;  the hobbit;  



2 days ago with 277875 notes Reblog / via / source

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

tagged as: mhm;  impprtant;  animals;  pets;  



3 days ago with 70949 notes Reblog / via / source

animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

tagged as: read the text;  just fucking read it;  orcas;  seaworld;  

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